this show always confused me when I was little

I was like “how the fuck is the inside of that box house so big what is this witchcraft and how do I do it”

senor-cactuar:

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

serial-butt-stabber:

skyrimconfessions:

My brother and I created an Argonian mage for the sole purpose of referring to him as a “lizard wizard”.

http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is way funnier than it should be

holy crap

quop irl